People Who Sleep On Their Left Side Usually Have To Deal With One Odd Side Effect Says Science

Back sleeper, stomach sleeper, or side sleeper? We all have our preferences, but when it comes to having the most memorable dreams, people who sleep on their left side are outdoing the rest of us, according to science. Studies have shown that people who sleep on their left side have the wildest and most vivid dreams, and they’re more likely to be the kind you DON’T want to be having, too. There are tons of guidelines that supposedly determine what sort of night’s sleep you’ll have. For ages, we’ve been told that going to bed with a full stomach will give you nightmares, or that eating cheese or chocolate before bed makes you more likely to lucid dream or sleepwalk But they were also more likely to have dreams about UFOs (are they alien abductors targeting stomach-sleepers?) and they were also likely to have dreams about, uh, adult themes, if you will, including having relations with a celebrity, or, and I swear I’m not making this up, “a big wheel.” The study does not appear to address why multiple persons are dreaming about being in flagrante with children’s bicycles in the first place, which is, quite frankly, among the greatest scientific oversights of our time. Forget the aliens, why is nobody asking about this?! Anyway, there you have it: If foot-powered machinery is what gets you going, sleep on your stomach. You’re welcome?

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